simple but effective

roam-sweet-roam:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SOMEONE BUY ME A FUCKING BUNNY NOW

(Source: katy-withay, via itskaileyhere)

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via theconsultingshieldmaiden)

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

(via cmunnyy)

dawgitty:

If you snap your fingers at me to hurry up I will snap your neck

(via cmunnyy)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via flashlightphantoms)

the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

(Source: charlottefairchildbranwell, via cmunnyy)

pillowboat:

feel ugly?? no. don’t feel ugly. make flower crown. prettiest flower crown. the best one. pretty flowers. pink????? purple flower????? blue??? make flower crown. wear it. wear it everywhere. feel gold. 

(via dumblewh00re)